What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 02:55

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Ah so!”
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A View to a Kill
Moonraker
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.